SETTING: NURSE'S OFFICE. RIGHT AFTER LUNCH. YES, THIS HAPPENED.

• Secretary: Yes?
• Max: Hi there! I had a pretty bad nosebleed during lunch and I've been, you know, cleaning up and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be late for class so I figured this would be the place to get a pass from?
• Secretary: No.
• [late bell rings]
• Max: I'm sorry?
• Secretary: Students need to get to class on time.
• Max: It was kind of out of my control.
• Secretary: No passes.
• Max: Blood coming out of my head. Just all over the place. No regard for etiquette.
• Secretary: Stop having nosebleeds.