Because, you know…you know how, like, when you’re smoking, you inhale smoke, and then you blow it out? Yeah, because it looks like that. But it isn’t! It’s Smarties. But it looks like you’re smoking. Smoking something. Because of the smoke.
Hey, why did you stop writing?
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Seriously. This is the most dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Leave...to middle...