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This is the only time I'll do this.

Alright, Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday. You win.

Here is the story: I called my friend Nick and was all, “hey man. Jake and Amir are in town and are gonna post clues about where they are. ARE YOU GAME” and he was like “uh YES” and I was like “okay”, so we went for it. We were not even close to the first people to find them but it did not matter because we all went to a burger place and it was rad. Except that I wore the worst possible shirt. Look at that thing, it’s practically a dress. I could have worn any of the like five improv t-shirts I own. Then this would have happened:

Jake: Oh, you do improv?
Max: Yeah, I’m in a couple of groups around town.
Amir: That’s amazing. Will you be our best friend?
Jake: Say yes or I will cry.

Instead, this happened:

Amir: We’re going to go to a bar now. I don’t think you guys are twenty-one, sooo…
Max: Heh, yeah, uh, no.
Amir: Thanks for coming out, though!
Max: Yeah, no problem, see you soon!
Amir: …Yeah. Okay.
Max’s Brain: What the hell, Max. “See you soon?” WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AAAAA

I am blaming it on the shirt.