-Mr. Obama, I really like you and my mom wanted me to ask if—
-SHHH. Shh. Stop talking. I do not care what your mother wants you to ask me. Mr. Obama’s real tired, son. Super tired. Like you would not believe. You know how stressful it is being the President? IT’S PRETTY HARD. I haven’t slept in days. In fact— you know what? You know what? I am going to sleep, right here. Right now. Tell that to your mom.
-But, Mr. Obama—
-ZZZZZZ CAN’T HEAR YOU