xXdarkandspooky72Xx:
hey,, do uk anything about the play Dracula?
Max:
There is a dracula, and his name is Dracula.
Max:
He lives in space! And once a year he must come down to earth to get energy for his space station.
Max:
When he comes down, he goes to Home Depot, but they don't have the batteries he's looking for, so he flips out and kills a bitch.
xXdarkandspooky72Xx:
theyre having the play at my high school
Max:
Also, there is a van. And its name is Helsing.
xXdarkandspooky72Xx:
and idek if i should bother trying out
Max:
It has wooden stakes tied to the front, and hits Dracula in the middle of the street, killing him instantly.
Max:
Then the government seizes the space station and converts it into an amusement park!
Max:
Until one of the children finds a secret chamber containing dracula's secret to eternal life.
Max:
Then the feds chase this little kid across the space station to try and get this secret.
Max:
Finally, the kid is exhausted and the feds are right behind him.
Max:
So he uses the secret, and becomes a dracula! And there is a huge fiery transformation sequence and all of the government agents are immolated horribly.
Max:
So then he kicks all of the tourists out and lives in the space station, and the cycle repeats itself.
