Improv and comics and music and high school.
High school puts on RENT. Classmate posts status quoting RENT. Max makes macro and posts link as comment on status.Max wishes he had friends.

High school puts on RENT. Classmate posts status quoting RENT. Max makes macro and posts link as comment on status.

Max wishes he had friends.

This is on my fridge. When I was super little I saw it and said “Ooh, Dr. Seuss!” and pulled it down and asked my dad what it meant. My dad put it higher up on the fridge after that.
(image via theduty)

This is on my fridge. When I was super little I saw it and said “Ooh, Dr. Seuss!” and pulled it down and asked my dad what it meant. My dad put it higher up on the fridge after that.

(image via theduty)

FACT: Zach Galifianakis can make even SNL promos— not the show itself, which is merely enhhhhh (up from errrrghh!) but the promos, which are their own special brand of completely mindblowingly horrible— funny. Whoa.
(Visioneers is ehh, though. Hey, it’s better than enhhhhh.)

What are you doing with HTML? ARE YOU MAKING MORE INTERNET???
Cammie, after I admitted (reluctantly, nerds!) that I had spent the evening modifying this blog. I have a hard time keeping myself from posting just a million “MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME YOU GUYS” because seriously MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME YOU GUYS.
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  • 12 Plays

Talk Talk - The Vapors

Or: Why Is This B-Side By The Vapors, Yeah, The Vapors, That’s Right, “Turning Japanese”, Completely Unrelated To The Band “Talk Talk” Or Their Song “Talk Talk” One Of Max’s Favorite Songs Ever? Is It A Hipster Thing, Max? No, You Just Really Really Like It, Huh. Okay. Freak.

Jonathan's got a hit on his hands.

  • Jonathan: OK wtf is up with these facebook pages that "reveal" themselves
  • Max: remember when facebook pages were actually for THINGS?
  • Jonathan: "you will LOL at how this man got raped"
This is the Chinese cover for Neil Gaiman’s The Graveyard Book. Are book covers all like this in China? That’s it, I’m moving there. Human rights? What?

This is the Chinese cover for Neil Gaiman’s The Graveyard Book. Are book covers all like this in China? That’s it, I’m moving there. Human rights? What?

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  • 14 Plays

Daria - Cake

Or: How To Write The Perfect Chorus.

Seriously.

CANADIAN COMEDY Y'ALL

“One of the more remembered appearances of Mike from Canmore occurred in a sketch in which Mike mistakes the MENSA office for a washroom as the “a” fell off moments before without his knowledge (forming the word “MENS”) only to be greeted by a MENSA official who puts Mike through a verbal IQ test.”

’50s Pop Art Stripper Names

  • Andy Whorehol (alternatively, Randy Warhol)
  • Roy Lickin’stein

That’s all.